by Marinela • February 26, 2009 • Funny Poems, Kids Poetry, Past poems, Story’s In Poetic Form • Comments (2) • 3339

I found an elf called Mickey

Funny Christmas ELF Poem – Funny Poems

The other day in my room
I found an elf called Mickey
At first, I found training him
Very very tricky
I taught him to eat junk food
And ask for a toy
Well really I taught him
How to become a very “good boy”
I taught him how to unlock doors
And be really cruel
I also taught him lots of excuses
To use, for being late to school
I taught him how to jump around
And write on the front door
I taught him how to get things his way
By crying on the floor
I taught him how to pretend to be ill
And how to get stuck in a tree
Well I guess
I taught him how to be me.